Life Is Too Short

... to sit in the middle ... to make a gingerbread house ... to give up chocolate. 

Decorating tips-to throw out the window! 

Household tips-to trash! 

Money-saving strategies-to avoid! 

Hundreds of polite conventions-to thumb your nose at!

A humorous book of one-liners about all the things you shouldn't bother with .... and the things you should.

Warner Books, 1993
Life Goes On sequel published, 1996

Life Goes on...

Life Goes On, even when…

… you give up a hit

… you’re a bench warmer

…you’re in the dugout

…you’re in the cheap seats


Life Goes On, especially when…

… you’re on the beach and it’s snowing back home.

…the estimate matches the bill

…you beat your own best time

Warner Books, 1996