... to sit in the middle ... to make a gingerbread house ... to give up chocolate. 

Decorating tips-to throw out the window! 

Household tips-to trash! 

Money-saving strategies-to avoid! 

Hundreds of polite conventions-to thumb your nose at!

A humorous book of one-liners about all the things you shouldn't bother with .... and the things you should.

Warner Books, 1993
Life Goes On sequel published, 1996